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From Heathers…
1) it’s one thing to want someone out of your life, but it’s another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
2) my parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because i’d have trouble making friends, blah blah blah. now blah blah blah is all i ever do. i use my grand iq to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.
3) well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother teresa?
4) i don’t patronize bunny rabbits.
5) our love is god. let’s go get a slushie.
